(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.
Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.
Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.
Jake is fat as a witches titty.
Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.
Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.
Jake is fat as a witches titty.
by Tripp S August 5, 2008
1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman October 14, 2008
by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009
by coldliketitty February 9, 2007
Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
by Philip D. Snuts August 1, 2019
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022