witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy

(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.

witches titty by Tripp S September 30, 2008

cold as a witches titty 

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

cold as a witches titty by coldliketitty February 11, 2007

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

Cold as a witches titty 

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.

I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!

Cold as a witches titty by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022