witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

cunt witch

A cunt that causes one's stake to burn like fire.

Excuse me Doctor but I think I've caught a dose off a cunt witch.

by The real one and only Mad Matt May 3, 2016