wishtard 

A person who has essentially made themselves retarded through lack of initiative and has chosen to wish to learn instead of actually applying effort to do so.

The wishtards sat in the auditorium waiting for the speaker to talk at them and hopefully make them smart.

wishtard by Dr. Tard October 10, 2013

Wishard 

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.

oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!

Wishard by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

wishards 

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games

max and jacob are total wishards.

wishards by george January 20, 2005