Similar to a gummy a wipey is the use of an empty bag of blow however it is applied to the rectum instead of orally.
by Derelict April 17, 2019
A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.
by Nathan P Hooker August 05, 2022