A typically horrendousyeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sexlast night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
A typically horrendousyeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sexlast night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
The act of going #2 and then immediately showering instead of using toilet paper. The term came into existence when an Encinitas man went on vacation with friends and let them know how badly he needed to poop. Upon arriving at the hotel the man pooped & showered. However, his friends noticed that the toilet paper was still neatly folded. Thus the term Chief no Wipey came into existence.