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Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

wiped by house9 December 13, 2004

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Wiped

The act of being extremely tired.

I just finished my workout, I'm totally wiped.

Wiped by Kyra Blue July 15, 2017

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wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

wiped by Jeff April 15, 2004

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wiped

To do whatever someone tells you to, usual a guy that does whatever his girlfriend tells him to

person 1: damn that nigga is fine
person 2: yea but his got him wiped

wiped by Fre$h April 1, 2005

wiped

Being some ones bitch

Man dat bitch tyree is wiped

wiped by Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmone March 30, 2016

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Wiped

A app where you can cheat on your girlfriend or sneak out without being caught from your location

"Yo bro I just used Wiped and I was able to go to that party last night!"

Wiped by wiped.me September 11, 2026

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Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

Wiped more than I shit by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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