Winter Wonderland

If your partner doesn't clean up your spunk after jerking you off. You let the cum dry until it becomes crusty/flaky. Once it is dry, you flake it off onto your unsuspecting victim and yell "Winter Wonderland!"

That bitch didn't clean up so I gave her a Winter Wonderland!

by oudoosh May 21, 2009

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

Winter Wonderland

The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."

The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high

"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020

Winter Wonderland

When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.

"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist

by Aguywhopoststhetruth September 2, 2017

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is another term for a bukkake session. Basically it is when many men shower one women with sperm until she is cover in a "wonderland" of semen.

Dude, I went over to Carl's the other day, and we had ourselves a winter wonderland with her wife!

by TDT January 13, 2008

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is when the contents in your bowl turn white because of spent burning time. The holder at the time of discovering the wonderland may smoke or pass to remaining smokers. This final hit has been described as the most relaxing hit.

This hit will go Winter Wonderland for sure."

by Bart B December 11, 2011