Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.
Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!