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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011
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Windfinger 

Verb:

When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.

Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Windfinger by AJWord December 26, 2021

winging it

When he was asked a question about the budget, it was clear that he was winging it and was unprepared for the question.
winging it by John Cecil November 1, 2003
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When the male's scrotum is sweaty and it sticks to the sides of the legs, to resemble a bat's wings.
Dude, after that run i am totaly bat winging it.
bat winging by Ashton Amos May 12, 2008
1. I'm just winging it.
2. I was totally winging that.
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