wing wang

Childish slang for penis. (Also used by devout religious types who are afraid to say anything remotely "naughty.")

I've always tried to teach my kids the correct words for things. I've taught them a penis should be a penis, although personally I prefer "wing wang" or schlong." Less threatening. -- Kathie Lee Gifford.

by bobsyeruncle666 January 12, 2011

wing wang

the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch

come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.

by jojoman112 June 16, 2004

wing wang

Something that you want squeezed, while driving fast on drugs and trying to not spill your drink

Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top (and reaching for your wing wang) in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. --P. J. O'Rourke

by A LAMA October 17, 2007

wing wang

any asian person(chinese,korean, japanese, etc.) who is annoyin and cant play basketball worth crap

that stupid wing wang just frickin fouled me!

by jam masta ja May 13, 2005

wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005

wing wangs

slang for a penis

"my wing wangs is best freinds with my right hand!"

by mewingwang March 10, 2017

Wing Wang

The burning sensation caused by not washing your hands well enough after eating hot wings and then handling your junk while using the urinal.

We all started laughing when we heard Garys burning Wing Wang screams coming out of the Pizza and Wings restaurant bathroom.

by Atakith June 5, 2018