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wing night 

A ceremonial and sacred evening during which many chicken wings will be eaten by a gathering of gluttonous friends. Each step of the preparation and consumption of the wings is carefully orchestrated and held holy. Deviation from tradition (i.e. inviting your girlfriend, not eating til breathing is difficult, leaving early, not toasting the first wing, not getting everyone a beer when you get up, bringing non-wing food to the gathering, de-winging during the meal) is strictly and violently forbidden.

The only consumables other than chicken wings welcome at wing night are blue cheese dressing, celery stalks, and beer - lots and lots of beer.
tonight there will be a wing night. god be praised, tonight will be a glorious night. god i can't wait for tonight, since tonight's wing night. tomorrow i'm not looking forward to as much, but it's worth it.
wing night by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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Wing Night 

n. Usually one night of the week in which a food serving establishment serves chicken wings at a reduced price, thus drawing in and allowing a large crowd solely intent on eating large quantitiies of these wings to do so without breaking the bank. Buffalo sauce, ranch, and bleu cheese are among the most popular dips served at wing nights. People gather for the same reason on wing night, making it an enjoyable atmosphere, popular with highschool and college students.
"Don't forget wing night on tuesday at 7:00, so don't make any other plans!"

"Hey man, you going to wing night tonight?
Wing Night by Big O SM SG July 29, 2008

wing night 

Wing Night. Pub / Bar vernacular which indicates a particular night of the week, where chicken wings are typically offered at a discount. Visit wingnight.com get further information.
Further information on Wing Night's can be found at www.wingnight.com
wing night by Chrisy Smith February 11, 2008

Wing Night 

Wing night is a night in which wings will be consumed not addictively, but recreationally.
Wing Night by Mr.Rooney March 17, 2006

wing night 

when a man eats a woman out during her menstrual period.
A few months ago, Bill & Sally had wing night for a week straight.
wing night by buhluhd June 6, 2009

silver night wing

A mythical creature whose sole purpose is to acquire reams upon reams of high quality sandpaper. Once the silver night wing as achieved his goal he can then begin the ancient ritual of their religion.

The ritual itself involves rapid and violent masturbation with the previously acquired sandpaper.

The creature can easily be deterred from collect sandpaper if it is threatened with overexposure to the sun's rays or if it is forced to listen popular music from the 21st century era.
Example 1: Quick! Guard the sandpaper. A Silver night wing is in the vicinity!

Example 2: Don't move! A silver night wing is at your 6 o'clock. I'll get 1D on up on spotify ASAP.
silver night wing by Spunkflap September 27, 2014

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."