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winepress 

A way of communicating about something that is shameful or disgraceful to many an audience of listeners but in a different type of language, obsessively and most likely without words, to release or relieve oneself from the painful trap of the secret curse and its shameful disgrace. Winepress involves a talent to speak candidly about the horrible disgrace in someone's life, without risk, such as with the sound of music, the puzzles in poetry, the forms of artistry, the jokes in comedy, or even the design of a tattoo. The individual fearlessly tells the truth about their shameful secrets, so not to speak, with the Winepress language revealing every detail of the tragedy in wondrous interpretation perceived as entertainment. Unlike a drug, alcohol or other addiction which is used to suppress and depress shameful disgrace into hiding, a Winepress is used to confront and confess the shameful curse as a whole to free oneself from the prisoner to the public without humiliation. Sort of like exposing your nakedness in the spotlight cloaked in a white robe, or sharing your misery without making anyone else miserable. Thereby releasing oneself from being controlled by the powerful curse of shameful disgrace. It's not like speaking in tongues, it is activation of communicating; words thru expression.
Toeknee was nearly suicidal until he started the Winepress of his own understanding to everyone who listens. He is so strong and intelligent now.

Rev.14:20. And the Winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the Winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand six furlongs.
winepress by DeepThrowWitDancer March 4, 2022
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Wintress 

(Name)

To express itself, you must follow the divine law of love. You have great persistence and hate to give up. You are a good mixer, charming, magnetic and intuitive. The spirituality is the key to success.You are intuitive and might be interested in the arts, drama or science.
"Hello Wintress, how are you today?"
Wintress by words haha funny March 29, 2022

Whinepression 

When you feel depressed and have suicidal thoughts, but it's about something relatively mild to other but to you feels like it makes your life pointless.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Dave: John, why are you crying
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
Whinepression by applesaue September 14, 2025

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

Wiipression 

The feeling you get after playing Wii all day then going home to your regular video games.
We were having fun all day at my Moms house playing Wii, then we came home and had a huge case of wiipression.
Wiipression by Quanyn December 25, 2008

wiipressure 

the feeling when you hit 9 homeruns in a row on wii sports and your friends are right behind you and you end up selling the last shot, and you walk up sadly up the stairs and lay on your bed listening to depressing juice wlrd songs.
after hitting 9 homeruns in a row, Dominic starts feeling the wiipressure.
wiipressure by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025
The coolest, smartest, and most attractive person in the entire world. This person lights up any room that they enter with their amazing spark of happiness and intelligence that they bring to every conversation that they join. If you are friends with someone that has this name, consider yourself the one of the luckiest people in the world.
You are so lucky to be friends with someone named Wintress!
Wintress by the coolest oat May 24, 2026
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