wind surge

An extended, audible fart.

My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.

by MayorLongwell November 14, 2019

wind surge

The powerful shart that precedes explosive diarrhea.

The wind surge nearly blew the back off the toilet the last time I had the flu

by sannemant November 14, 2019

Wind Surge

The shart filled air that comes out of your anus just before you have explosive diarrhea.

The pressure release from that wind surge was almost euphoric.

by Timbrrwolf November 14, 2019

Wind surge

The air that fills a room after a shart

The wind surge filled the room with an awful smell.

by Woodlike2 November 14, 2019

wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

by Ict November 14, 2019