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Wind Ensemble

Noun - A militaristic performance bootcamp built for the sole purpose of drilling music into the heads of once wonderful students.
Wind Ensemble is the inferior band.
Wind Ensemble is torture, whereas Symphonic is paradise.

Wind Ensemble Kid: Aw dam I wish I was in Symphonic Band, it’s so much better.
Wind Ensemble by Americairo May 19, 2020

THE Wind Ensemble 

THE Wind Ensemble is a term which is applied to a large group of musicians who gather together to bless the outside world with their incredible creation of musical fusion. One of the most known Wind Ensemble's is that which is at Eagan High School. According to many critics, this ensemble is better than most college bands.
Matt: Simon which ensemble did you make this year?

Simon: Just as I did last year, I earned a place in THE Wind Ensemble

Andy: Same here!
THE Wind Ensemble by trombone69 October 31, 2011

foul wind ensemble 

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.
I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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