willy wonking
When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.
willy wonking by tylerdun August 10, 2016
Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace
This place of worship is a private establishment located at 1497 S Overlook Ln, Saratoga Springs, UT. If you are near here it may look like an empty lot, please leave your goofiest ahh meme at this location printed on a paper.
Guy: Oh Quandale Dingle, I give all I own to you, I give my body, my mind, and my soul to your glory. I shall visit Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace.
Quandale Dingle: B̵̢̛̛̛̛̬̤͈͍̠̟̘̭͉̱̫̫̓̓͂͐̇̏͘̚͜͠ ̶̨̨̺̗̲͓̗̠̙͍̥̦͓̚e ̡̪̪̲̞̳̯̣͍͌͆̎̀̚ ̗̺͉̣͇͓̊̏͊̾͌͘̕̚N ͍̩͓̑ ̵̧̘̥̑͋̆͑̿̍̽̿̀̚o̵͖̥̙͚̐̆̆̐̐̐͗̋͋͑̓̇͝ ̶̛̭͕͙̣̱̱̲̗̭̝̥̳͔̙̈ͅt̵̰̓́͛͌̎͝ ̢̧̢̺̖̰̱͔̖̜̗͉̅̋͗͐̐̒̊̐̋͒̑̚͘A ̢̮̘̼̣̖̗̻͎̩̟̜͍̊͌̀̂͘͝ ̶͇̲̩̈́̄̍̈́̏͛̊́͛̕͜͝f̴̨̝̪͎̜̦̠͖͕̩̅̽͂̐̓͑̕͜͠ ̣̻̲̲̺̀͆́̇͊̆̊͛̽͑͝r̶̪̓ ̡̙͔̱̣̩̥̺͓̳̣͕̌̔͑̐̒̊̎̇̑̈́͜͜͝a̵̧̨̡̘̹̲̲͍͚̜͈̯̾̽̌͜͝͝ ̢͇̬̠̟̭̻̰̹̣̀̈́͘i ̨̨̰̲͉̬͙̥̣̮̫̞͚̈́̊̉̏̇̈́̀͋̕͘͜ ̴̪͓̱̱̝̬̤̟̯̦̆͜ḏ̵̣̐
Quandale Dingle: B̵̢̛̛̛̛̬̤͈͍̠̟̘̭͉̱̫̫̓̓͂͐̇̏͘̚͜͠ ̶̨̨̺̗̲͓̗̠̙͍̥̦͓̚e ̡̪̪̲̞̳̯̣͍͌͆̎̀̚ ̗̺͉̣͇͓̊̏͊̾͌͘̕̚N ͍̩͓̑ ̵̧̘̥̑͋̆͑̿̍̽̿̀̚o̵͖̥̙͚̐̆̆̐̐̐͗̋͋͑̓̇͝ ̶̛̭͕͙̣̱̱̲̗̭̝̥̳͔̙̈ͅt̵̰̓́͛͌̎͝ ̢̧̢̺̖̰̱͔̖̜̗͉̅̋͗͐̐̒̊̐̋͒̑̚͘A ̢̮̘̼̣̖̗̻͎̩̟̜͍̊͌̀̂͘͝ ̶͇̲̩̈́̄̍̈́̏͛̊́͛̕͜͝f̴̨̝̪͎̜̦̠͖͕̩̅̽͂̐̓͑̕͜͠ ̣̻̲̲̺̀͆́̇͊̆̊͛̽͑͝r̶̪̓ ̡̙͔̱̣̩̥̺͓̳̣͕̌̔͑̐̒̊̎̇̑̈́͜͜͝a̵̧̨̡̘̹̲̲͍͚̜͈̯̾̽̌͜͝͝ ̢͇̬̠̟̭̻̰̹̣̀̈́͘i ̨̨̰̲͉̬͙̥̣̮̫̞͚̈́̊̉̏̇̈́̀͋̕͘͜ ̴̪͓̱̱̝̬̤̟̯̦̆͜ḏ̵̣̐
Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace by Mailliman November 11, 2022
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Wonking your willy
Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Wonking your willy by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
Willy Wonkaing
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Willy Wonkaing by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
willy wonkaing
The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.
Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.
Man1: Clutch.
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.
Man1: Clutch.
willy wonkaing by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014
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Wanking my Willy by cumshotter June 27, 2022
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