A disease that flares up the night before or
morning of an event that
one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an
excuse to avoid unwanted activities.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a
case of Mild Wiffery.
Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a
case of severe Wiffery.