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wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.
Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.
wife swapping by BRD October 10, 2004
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wife swapping

Recreational sexual intercourse or sexual activity between 2 or more married couples where the wives becomes the "temporary" sex partners of the husband of the other wife.
Kevin and Rita are married. Tonight they met with another married couple John and Kathy. The couples did some wife swapping. So John had sex with Rita and Kathy fucked Kevin.
wife swapping by Taddy January 23, 2005

wife swapping

a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.
Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.

Wife swapping

where two or more guys exchange wives.
The difference between swinging and wife swapping is that swinging is just for sex but in wife swapping the new wife lives with the guy as a real wife.
John goes wife swapping every chance he gets.
Wife swapping by deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004