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Wife Guy 

A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!

Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.

Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!

Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Wife Guy by Onat-ural September 27, 2022
A man who is submissive and completely subservient to his wife, usually as a result of declining testosterone
The wifeguy did not buy the pair of pants he wanted because his wife said no.
wifeguy by Ray Cystte November 26, 2024