wife guy

A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.

"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"

wife guy by xnemon3 March 25, 2021

Word of the Day on March 28, 2022

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Wife Guy

A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.

Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!

Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.

Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!

Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)

Wife Guy by Onat-ural September 27, 2022

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wifeguy

A man who is submissive and completely subservient to his wife, usually as a result of declining testosterone

The wifeguy did not buy the pair of pants he wanted because his wife said no.

wifeguy by Ray Cystte November 26, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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