wife guy

A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.

"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"

wife guy by xnemon3 March 25, 2021

Word of the Day on March 28, 2022

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Wife Guy

A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.

Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!

Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.

Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!

Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)

Wife Guy by Onat-ural September 27, 2022

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wifeguy

A man who is submissive and completely subservient to his wife, usually as a result of declining testosterone

The wifeguy did not buy the pair of pants he wanted because his wife said no.

wifeguy by Ray Cystte November 26, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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