3 definitions by Onat-ural
A black man or woman who positions themselves above other members of their community for having achieved some level of academic or professional success. Identified by a pompous attitude, braggadocious mannerisms, and an exaggerated sense of self importance.They think having an advanced degree or a medium-to-high earning job makes them spectacular even though other groups consider those things the bare minimum.But because they are not adhering to the stereotypes of being lazy and uneducated they think they’re gods. They typically take up contrarian views with little ability to defend them and take to social media to espouse their pseudo-woke ideals on race and gender issues.
In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a “thinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them “one of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.
In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a “thinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them “one of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.
Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.
Ex.2
Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.
Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?
Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.
Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.
Ex.2
Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.
Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?
Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.
by Onat-ural September 6, 2021
(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.
(See own the libs)
(See own the libs)
The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.
They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.
They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.
by Onat-ural December 22, 2021
A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
by Onat-ural September 28, 2022