wiener club

an episode of unikitty that could have made it to tiktok if it didn’t come out 3 years prior its a cautionary tale for gen z minors

so basically this blue dog named prince puppycorn wants to become the ultimate glizzy gulper by joining a group of people called the wiener club (the word glizzy didn’t exist yet) his four mfs see him eating more than joey chestnut and warn him that if he keeps eating glizzies he will turn into one he eventually wins but now hes “glizzycorn” cause now hes 1000000000000x larger than your ordinary pp and now the wiener club wants to shove him up their assholes lol im not explaining the whole thing go watch it yourself

ex. 1: “you need to watch wiener club so you can stop eating so much bad food”
ex. 2: “i wish i could watch the nathan’s hot dog competition but damn wiener club is better”

by originalbarnes3030 December 6, 2023

small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022