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Widow's Kiss

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.
"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."
by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019
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Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.
"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.
Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.
by just_a_horrible_guy January 7, 2010
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Widow’s Fire

The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner
I tried to concentrate on what he was saying, but my widow’s fire was burning, and all I could think about was shagging his brains out
by Horny widow December 9, 2019
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Widow's fire

A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.
The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.
by Captain Richard Sharp December 9, 2019
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Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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Widow's Peak

A widow's peak is the hairline making a V shaped point in the upper part of forehead. In extreme cases, it may go down to the upper center of the forehead - that's where it will look like a stereotypical Widows Peak where we see in Dracula and such. Some widow's peaks are less pronounced and more U-shaped, which show more only when a guy balds.

Most people don't have the stereotypical widow's peak, even though a lot of us do have a subtle one to some extent which mostly shows up in balding (for a man) or if you tie your hair back.
Those with a prominent and very obvious V shaped, widow's peak:

Jude Law, Kourtney Kardashian, Collin Farrel, Leonardo DiCaprio, William Shatner, Danny O’Donoghue (The Script), Jessie J, Wentworth Miller, CM Punk, Timothy Oliphaunt, Daniel Craig, Chris Hemsworth, Marilyn Monroe and Josh Duhamel.

Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Jason Lee, Jean Reno, Patrick Wilson, Sting, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Isaacs, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Dwayne Johnson and the late Heath Ledger are those with a less prominent and more U-shaped peaks (which are more obvious due to balding).
by avialae October 2, 2013
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