An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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