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Wide Vagina 

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Wide Vagina by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
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Wide Vagina Aura 

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better
Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura
Wide Vagina Aura by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018

wide-set vagina 

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.
Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.
wide-set vagina by Kevin May 4, 2004

wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis
my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis

Wide Vaginal Flaps 

wide vaginal flaps are measured in the amount of dicks that can fit in a vagina at one time. the best way to find this out is by going to Benjis house. kid tested mother approved
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