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wicker park 

An extreme state of confusion...where you feel like you've been drugged, and it'd make more sense to be talking to a hissing cockroach on the moon than to be in the situation you're currently in.
What the hell is going no, i feel like I'm Wicker Parked!
wicker park by Nicky-Ole July 5, 2005

wicker park chauncy 

a wicker park chauncy wears black jeans and fake vans to the pool. they buy top of the line road bikes they can't ride. they buy rides they can't drive. they mooch. they are cooler than you. they drink better beer than you. they need more tatoos. they like better music than you. they are not hipsters. they are not living in wicker park because it's convient to work, they are living in wicker park because it's convient to work. they also are not being chauncy.
ever since bluecardude moved to the park, he's been a real wicker park chauncy.

wickerparkolypse 

A phenomenon in which a once interesting neighborhood becomes taken over by sports bars, valet parking, and the reek of Axe Body Spray, like what happened to Wicker Park in Chicago from 1995-2010.
Tonight in Logan Square I saw a dude in a backwards baseball cap get out of a cab and urinate in the alley. I'm pretty sure that's the third horseman of the Wickerparkolypse!
wickerparkolypse by gensym January 11, 2014