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295 is a verb used to describe a life ruining event

295 is a rap group from the village of Chippawa inside the Niagara Falls, CA boarder.

295 consists of

DJ Chedda
DJ Anon
Mikey Fade
YBB
Cali Dro
Matnik
Ev-Mo
Burny The Beat Slayer
The Beat Assassin

They, either as a group or individually, engage in large amounts of buffoonery. So much buffoonery that there is a Niagara Falls Bi-law that discribes 295's antics as "pure fuckery"
One or more of the members of 295, especially "beat assassin," are rumored to either have strong addictions to huffing cans of whipped cream, or just suffering from natural retardation.

"295 is the best rap group in chippawa HANDS DOWN"
- Cameron Diaz
*bitch gets hit by car*
"THAT BITCH JUST GOT 295'd!!"

^
295's retarded music
295 by Bysnas August 10, 2010
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4,294,967,295 

(4294967295) The highest number you can get using 32 bits (BInary digiTS)
11111111111111111111111111111111 = 4,294,967,295
FFFFFFFF = 4,294,967,295

The moronic programmer tried without success to add a googolplexian to 4,294,967,295.
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590,295,810,358,705,651,712 

Two to the 69th power.

Also the length of this dick in inches
2^69 = 590,295,810,358,705,651,712
President Xi Jinping was awarded a third term as president in a 2952 to 0 vote. This is what is called "whole-process people's democracy".
- Will they agree with me?
- Absolutely. 2952 votes.
2952 by PunctualTicket April 12, 2023
The Army Cadet corps in Pasadena, NL. Consists of about 20 people with no lives. Constantly made fun of by Nova Scotia highlanders.
Dude, what corps are you from?
I'm a highlander!
Oh. I'm ...
What?
2959
PWNed!
2959 by Newfoundlander Kid January 20, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026