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Whore Logic 

Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.

"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
Whore Logic by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
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whore logic 

The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
whore logic by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010

Whore Logic 

False logic used to justify sexual acts.
Person 1: "Having sex to get money to feed your children doesn't make you a whore."

Person 2: "The fact that you are having sex rather than working an actual job does, in fact make you a whore. You're even using whore logic to justify your actions!"
Whore Logic by Raiyoshi September 17, 2015

whore logic 

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.
"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
whore logic by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010

logic-whore 

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.
Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.
logic-whore by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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