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Whore Logic 

Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.

"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
Whore Logic by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
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whore logic 

The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
whore logic by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010

Whore Logic 

False logic used to justify sexual acts.
Person 1: "Having sex to get money to feed your children doesn't make you a whore."

Person 2: "The fact that you are having sex rather than working an actual job does, in fact make you a whore. You're even using whore logic to justify your actions!"
Whore Logic by Raiyoshi September 17, 2015

whore logic 

When a guy backs out of plans he made with his buddies in order to spend more time with his girl. A concept that is generally unacceptable except by someone who is as dumb as a stupid, stupid whore.
"Sorry you guys, I'm going to have to head out early. My girlfriend wants to go to a movie tonight."

"Aww, come on man! That's whore logic!"
whore logic by somerandomguy59 February 5, 2010

logic-whore 

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.
Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.
logic-whore by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026