whore hammer

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick

1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.

by bakkerr November 12, 2010

whore hammery

a series of drunken events that go on through out the nite usually culminating in vomiting, falling, or bedding down with a fatty. A debauchery of sorts.

Hey Coach, let's go to the fuckin' Luau and get tangled up in some drunken whore hammery.

by Pay the Piper February 5, 2010

hamper whore

a male or female who pulls out dirty clothes from their hamper and then proceeds to flirt/attract a partner

-TaQuasha "Why are you wearing those clothes that you wore 2 tomes this week?!"

-Shondra "So I can go on on my date with Ty'Ron."

-TaQuasha "Damn you're a hamper whore"

by nihaovince June 8, 2011

Whorehammer

A pornstar who solely performs sexual acts with geeks who play warhammer and/or warhammer 40,000.

She loves it like a whorehammer

by Gillus September 14, 2011

Whorehammer

A really hot metal chick who's on tour
a lot of her time.

Kristen Randal from Winds of Plague is a whorehammer dude. She tours all around traveling different cities with her band.

by xJ18 October 18, 2008

Whorehammer

The Mighty penis of ones known as pedro.

pedro - "Hey, my penis isn't small, It's a Whorehammer!!!!"

by les chupacabarra April 17, 2009