Luau is a computer language, very similar to the language lua, but modified to fit the game roblox. It is the language used in roblox developing. It is a rather slow language yet lightweight. For example, a new empty table will consume 40 bytes of RAM, and a function end will consume 20 bytes.
by biggie gee June 1, 2021
When two men have sex with one woman (in both her mouth and vagina) simultaneously, creating the effect of a pig-on-a-spit at a luau.
by Marcudis July 11, 2008
a fruitbowl with a pressed ham combo in refernce to the pineapple and fruit of the hawaiian luau with the hammy ham pig.
with the windows rolled up tight and pressed ham quickly losing its fun josh presented the elderly with none other then a luau.
by scrublife October 15, 2003
A type of party... the best type of party.
The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
Wow did you hear about that luau last weekend? I heard they got shit faced and Davis got his haircut!
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
by DubsOfAllSorts May 31, 2019
Noun: A contrived “Hawaiian” event attended by over weight, average, white people that consume 2x-4x their daily caloric intake in one meal, accompanied by watered down mai tais. This event is often hosted by a Fortune 500 hotel or hospitality type company and pay locals 25% above prevailing wages to hold nose and smile for said tourist that often wear Hawaiian shirts non-ironically.
Hey, the Hilton is hosting a luau tomorrow. I hear they have an all you can eat seafood and pork buffet and fire dancing. Let’s find the shirt that hides my morbid obesity and add to said obesity. I enjoy getting fatter while listening to ukulele.
by BaBar the July 29, 2022
A hawaiian-themed orgy
by Sherwin Shabdaddy April 4, 2013
When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.
Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard.
by Schmidt-Dogg May 4, 2009