whoev

shorthand for whoever used commonly by the same people that say whatev and whenev

Whoev pissed on my door handle is gonna die.

by Rusty July 29, 2005

Whovian

A fandom for the 51 year old (as of 2014) BBC broadcasted show Doctor Who.
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Red fezzes
-Stetsons
-Bowties
-Question mark covered sweaters

Seth: So is Joe a Whovian?
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Joe: *SCREAMING*
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.

by Screaming Peasant of Death August 22, 2014

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Whoever Offense

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.

“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”

by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

Whovian

Whovians are avid fans of the British television show, Doctor Who, who have watched both the original show and the now more popular modern show. Similar to Trekkies, they memorize trivia from the show, and would do anything to meet the Doctor. Some extreme fans believing that the Doctor actually exists in an alternate universe or reality.

Poser: So I hear you watch Doctor Who that is my favorite show!
Whovian: Oh yeah? Which is your favorite Doctor? Mine is the 4th!
Poser: Well I’ve only seen the episodes with the 11th Doctor. Who wants to be bothered with all that old crap!
10 minutes later…
Whovian: Yes officer, she just fell out of the window.
Officer: How many times?
Whovian: I lost count.

by Bakeristhebest January 27, 2014

Whovian

the whovians are considered to be psychopathic rainbow ponies from the extinct planet of gallifrey. They obsess over the words "Pond" and "Bad Wolf". The whovians are very strong. They can beat the shit out of other fandoms, and still have time for a cup of tea with their other fandoms, the supernaural fandom and the sherlock fandom. These fans are willing to donate their eyebrows for the current doctor, Matt Smith who seems to have no eyebrows. They fear nothing in the Earth except their whovian leader, Steven Moffat, the head writer of Doctor Who. They all seem to plan revenge on Moffat for ruining their lives.

The fandom is currently worldwide, planning on being universal (outerspace). If you cross a whovian, make sure you don't say these phrases:
"David Tennant's hair sucks"
"Rose Tyler deserved to die"
"Fuck Rory! AND FUCK AMY TOO"

Saying those phrases will result in a bloodbath, and it may cause hellucinations after.

The whovians also have a very unique way in the kitchen. For breakfast, they eat fish finger's and custard, for dinner, they eat soufle's, for parties, they only eat banana's.

Oh, and one more thing, beware the silence will f-----

Whovians are the best of the world. If you want to survive an apocalypse or any major disaster, turn to whovians for help.

by _northbound_ || IG May 5, 2013

Doctor Whooves

A backround pony in the television show 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.' Given the name due to the fact the pony gives a resemblance to David Tennant, the 10th Doctor on the popular British sci-fi series Doctor Who. He is a male pony with a grayish amber coat, dark amber mane, and light grayish azure eyes with an hourglass cutiemark.

Doctor Whooves is best pony

by Random Brony December 30, 2011