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Noun: 1.) combination of "whoa" and "boner" 2.)immediate arrousal upon an attractive person coming into view. 3.) ultimate expression of joy.
Did you see that hot girl who just walked in? WHOANER!" "(just realizing you won the lottery) WHOANER!!!"
whoaner by Taunton25 December 2, 2010
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1. to be disappointed
2. to be surprised
1. "Whoazers, I can't attend the game?"
2. "I passed the test? Whoazers, wasn't expecting that!"
whoazers by Lostgirlforever92 January 6, 2008
whoner is the only word in the english dictionary that can not be defined or seen but can steal the identities of other words.
"you are such a whoner, tim"
"please don't touch my whoner"
"look at the size of that whoner"
"whoner"

whoner by BillyRad February 13, 2008

Whoa-ner 

occurs when something mind blowing or exciting is seen or experienced and the man gets a boner. the only word running through the mind is "whoa". can occur randomly around Lombys
"holy shit bro, that movie gave me a whoa-ner!"
Whoa-ner by superc00lguy November 17, 2009

whoaverslept 

Whoaversleeping is oversleeping so badly what, upon awaking, your reaction is: “whoa.”
Jesus, Mary, I’m sorry I’m so late. I whoaverslept this morning.
whoaverslept by b01d357 February 23, 2015
n. The hardening of one's penis, either figuratively or literally, related in some way or another to the World Health Organization.
"When the World Health organization finally eradicates polio, I will get a raging, viagra hard WHOner."

"So I heard that I got that summer intership with the World Health Organization, and I got an insta-WHOner!"
WHOner by Orbital Frontal January 19, 2010

Whoaness 

very cute girl that just stands out. Often repeated amongst friends when in public view of the "Whoanesses"
look at those couple of whoaness' walking down the block
Whoaness by Eddie Reznor February 29, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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