whizjob

A blowjob performed on a man while he is standing in front of a woman who is seated and peeing.

When I was in high school I followed my girlfriend into the bathroom, and next thing I know I'm getting a whizjob.

by mackdaddy January 14, 2005

whimjob

Performing a job that isn't yours, or undertaking a task you hadn't planned, just because the mood strikes you.

She made me promise to feed the rabbit while she was away, but building the three-floor bunny castle was a whimjob.

by Ironmaus December 25, 2010