whizjob Share definition Flag A blowjob performed on a man while he is standing in front of a woman who is seated and peeing. When I was in high school I followed my girlfriend into the bathroom, and next thing I know I'm getting a whizjob. whizjob by mackdaddy January 14, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the whizjob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch