whiz quiz

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

by phi November 28, 2004

whiz quiz

Slang for a urine test, especially when testing for drugs. I heard this used back in the mid-2000s in Midwestern America, and have been using the phrase ever since. I’m surprised there is only one other definition with predominantly down votes, claiming it’s British slang.

Raditude: Yo, do I got a whiz quiz today?
Pain Management Receptionist: Yep, here’s the cup, you can use the bathroom on the right.

by Raditude December 11, 2025