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whitetrashism

A national religion popular in many regions of America. Core values include but are not limited to: if a republican said it, it is true! And Obama founded ISIS. They openly practice paranoia and give bigoted regards to anyone not in a T-shirt, blue jeans, and NASCAR hat (beer optional). Higher members of the clergy are represented mullets, open carry sidearms, and a personal level of ignorance to any other culture in existence. The head of the organised religion is easily spotted as he is orange, "rich", and grabs women by the pussy.
Yes whitetrashism is on the rise today, as Mr. Trump informs the American Public that President Obama in fact founded ISIS.
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Whitetrashistan 

the republic if Whitetrashistan was established with the opening of the first trailer park in 1889. Whitetrashistan predominately includes the Southern region of the United States but has not yet been recognized as a true nation.

The gross national product is $12/hour when the wives are working hard on the corner. Although they claim to share the common English language with Americans, their speech is incoherent.

The dying words of every citizen are, "watch this!"
You are your mother's uncle.
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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