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White Team 

The coolest, prettiest, smartest, most fashionable, and most awesome group of people you will ever meet in your life. Not only do they help the less fortunate, but they do it with style and class. They throw sick dance parties, and never quit when the game is on the line. They are great people on and off the court/ dance floor/ field. They have the cleverest banners, and most importantly the most beautiful sweatshirts. They win humbly, and lose graciously (even though they never lose).
White Team Member: gosh, I just love my white team bears!
Gold Team Member: yeah, I wish I was on white team...
White Team Member: I know you do
White Team by Ferdii November 5, 2011
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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?