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White picket fence 

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life
Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

White Picket Fencing 

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026