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White Ace 

A brand of cheap, strong cider primarily drunk by the homeless and 14 year olds. Although technically a cider, the drink has never been within a mile of an apple. Liable to get you so shitfaced that you'll laugh, cry and urinate on yourself at the same time.
"I've only got £3 to spend, I'll buy White Ace instead of food"
White Ace by Jouen July 25, 2009
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White Ace Challenge 

Needed: 2 Players willing to take on the challenge + another acting as a referee.

1. Each of the players need to firstly buy a litre of white ace
2. The start commences on the referees signal.
3. The first person to drink the litre of White Ace is hailed as the winner of the round.
4. After a 10 minute break, another litre is purchased by each of the players and another round commences.

The winner is decided by either submission of one of the players, or a previously decided score to reach (i.e first to win three rounds).

Also, Under the referees discretion one player can be disqualified if he/she is being pussy and not drinking 'properly'. Meaning the other player is the winner.

If both players can't man up and drink, a forfeit is decided for both competitors by spectators of the event.
Person 1: How much of a man are you?

Person 2: I eat steak for breakfast

Person 1: Up for the 'White Ace Challenge' then?

Person 2: Game on son!
White Ace Challenge by tlsk5 October 8, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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