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a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.
Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!

John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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by jsilverstone September 27, 2019
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