Definitions by rustymissile

Whiffer 

A dog that has the worst-smelling wind problem. He’ll clear a room and create uncomfortable silences as everyone looks around for the culprit.

Your dog is a whiffer. What are you feeding him?

Or; your woofer is a whiffer, you can’t take him anywhere

Whiffer by rustymissile July 4, 2023

W’zis 

It’s what you say when you give your dog a treat. “What’s this”.

It is the word dogs already associate with treats.

Often used when you are trying to recall your dog when he/she wanders off.

“Here, Patch. W’zis?”

W’zis by rustymissile July 3, 2023

Dawgzees 

Chillin’ with your friends

Heading over to Phil’s for some dawgzees

Dawgzees by rustymissile June 28, 2023