An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.
"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"
by Frankie1969 March 2, 2010
A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)
by Steve V. May 30, 2006
1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I
*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?
by Blackstump November 14, 2003
Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!
by Absolute_Darkness May 13, 2015
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 4, 2011
by beefyrod March 10, 2020
a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.
by Randomidous® October 9, 2005