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Where Am I Guy

Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!

Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy

by Absolute_Darkness May 14, 2015