wheelsed 

When you played a killer set list on Touch Tunes all night and right before you leave some ungrateful music illiterate complains about one of your song choices. You want to stab him. But nope, instead you decide to play Wheels on the bus, the chicken dance, and finish him off with candyman as you slide into an Uber.

Babe, just called an Uber. 4 minutes. (Random shit rag from the bar yells out, who the fuck played Dance Monkey, this song blows). You just grin knowing he just got wheelsed, and no amount of fast pass shenanigans can save him or the rest of the ingrates at the bar.

wheelsed by Spitballer February 18, 2020

Water wheeled 

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.

Water wheeled by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021

Third-wheeled 

To be third-wheeled is to be intentionally left out of activities as part of a friend group. If you're third-wheeled, you're most definitely the convenience friend. They'll make you desperate to hang out, but never actually include you in anything. You can expect to be asked to hang out only if nobody else wants to.

If you notice you're being third-wheeled, it's probably a toxic friendship and you should get out of there.

Jim was third-wheeled by his friends so they always had someone to fall back to when they got bored.

Third-wheeled by verwijder January 18, 2021

Dual Wheeled-ing

v. Riding exclusively two-wheeled vehicles. Derived from the videogame term Dual Wield, meaning to use two weapons at once.

my Fiero broke down, so now i'm dual wheeled-ing on the Schwinn and the Harley.

Dual Wheeled-ing by bitofrandito May 24, 2010

four wheeled wives 

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

four wheeled wives by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Tank Wheeled 

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

Tank Wheeled by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

Jesus Wheeled 

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

Jesus Wheeled by Bg1981 January 2, 2014