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Puffed wheat mother fucker! 

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.
"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

Sweet Puffed Wheat 

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!
(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!
To become flatulent after eating wheat due to the fact that one is wheat intolerant.
That sure was an impressive wheatpuff!

Alright! Who just wheatpuffed?

I ate pizza last night. Now I seriously need to wheatpuff.
Wheatpuff by HorizonGazing November 16, 2010