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Puffed wheat mother fucker! 

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.
"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

Sweet Puffed Wheat 

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!
(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!
To become flatulent after eating wheat due to the fact that one is wheat intolerant.
That sure was an impressive wheatpuff!

Alright! Who just wheatpuffed?

I ate pizza last night. Now I seriously need to wheatpuff.
Wheatpuff by HorizonGazing November 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004