what the figo 

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.

calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."

what the figo by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009

What the figo? 

Better way of saying "what the fuck is going on?" and more convenient than saying W.T.F.I.G.O. Can be used as a replacement for "what's up?" or "what's happening?".

What the figo ma dude?

Did I just see a naked homeless man running down my street? What the figo?

You never told me you had an STD? What the figo with you?!

What the figo? by emkay27 February 13, 2010