what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

by Jonathan Barnett October 2, 2006

What fe duck

What de fuck, just switch the d and f

404:example of "what fe duck" is not found

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 24, 2019

what the fuzzy duck

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble

mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

by fuck muffin March 20, 2007

what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

by misses-bun May 3, 2022