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whale whomping 

Having sex with the fattest chick you can find.
Me and heng are gonna go whale whomping at the beach this weekend.
whale whomping by pdub - budp April 13, 2008

Whomping the willow 

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

body whomping 

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.
Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.
body whomping by JaySG May 14, 2008

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1
whomping willow by Brett April 26, 2005

whamming 

When closeted gay men hook up for gay sex, often communicating via exchanging CDs by the band Wham!
I spent like 2 nights whamming dudes at a conference last week, with great results
whamming by sploogin November 3, 2011

Whomping Melvin 

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.
I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin
Whomping Melvin by Erock182 August 5, 2009