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Whale Calling 

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
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Calling Whales 

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
Calling Whales by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024