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whale blow 

It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha
The definition is an example enough...It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha
whale blow by Wally S. December 19, 2005
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whale blow

when a fat bitch blows you
damn you dating that thing?
yeah she gives the best head
you mean whale blow
yea that whale sure does blow
whale blow by wrinkled4skin February 3, 2026

whale blowing 

Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.
"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"
whale blowing by Orbitalproject September 22, 2013

Alaskan Blow- whole 

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.
I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

blowhole (whale) 

blowhole
A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
blowhole (whale) by Rafael Martinez November 6, 2008

WhaleBlow 

When you are getting head from a fat chick and you nut in her mouth so hard it comes out her nose.
I was so backed up that while Mindy was giving me head, she got the Whaleblow last night.
WhaleBlow by Dr. Hearn October 17, 2008

farting while getting a blowjob 

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
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