WhaleBlow 

When you are getting head from a fat chick and you nut in her mouth so hard it comes out her nose.

I was so backed up that while Mindy was giving me head, she got the Whaleblow last night.

WhaleBlow by Dr. Hearn October 17, 2008

Whalecowophobia 

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

Whalecowophobia by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whalelord Goddess 

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017

whaleboy 

A derogatory word describing an 18 year - old male from California who refuses to accept valid evidence proving his sexuality is indeed of the homo variety.

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA! -whaleboy

whaleboy by Your 8th grade gf December 2, 2010

whablow 

same as wagwan

wahblow my bredrin - whats going on my friend

whablow by jason September 21, 2003

Whaleologist 

A person who has devoted their life to the study of fat, emo, females on the internet. A whaleologist is obsessed with stalking girls on websites such as Facebook or MyYearbook. Once the whaleologist has found its species of interest, he will go after the species with all of his might. He will send thousands of texts, walk across state lines, and take five trains just to study the amount of fat on said specimens stomach and the amount of cuts on her wrist.

-"Hey! I heared you were a whaleologist?"

-"Yeah, I'm one of the best"

-"What type of whale are you studying now?"

-"I don't know I have to log on to my computer and check my inbox after sexting 500 girls"

Whaleologist by The Obama Supporter February 4, 2010

whallowanger 

A whallowanger is an extremely creepy and sometimes perverted person.

Literally, 'whallowanger' translates to 'creeper'.

"wow he is really creepy..." she said, "he's such a whallowanger!"

whallowanger by i don't beat around the bush May 25, 2009