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1. A person who, for one reason or another, doesn't know how to go to the bathroom.

2. To make wet with urine without undressing.
The scared little boy at school wetdiped the floor because he was afraid to ask if he could go to the bathroom.
wetdipe by dydfig September 4, 2008
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Used to describe someone who is a let down or just a upright cunt in general.
Jack is a complete wetwipe.
Wetwipe by Hekpducktuer November 3, 2017
In the UK calling someone a wetwipe means they're soft and scrawny but think of themselves as hard
"shut up you won't do fuck all you wetwipe"
1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.
Wetwipe by Naumoff July 25, 2004

Polish Wetwipe 

When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.
I didn't want to run to dollar tree to get more TP so I just used a polish wetwipe.
Polish Wetwipe by Aechmac August 7, 2021
Also can be described as a sweaty teabag. When your balls are sweaty and you perform a teabag on a girl or girl.
His balls were sweaty when he performed the teabag, causing it to be more like a wetwipe
wetwipe by N Davis August 7, 2007

Wetwipes 

Year nine boys who chat shit about gals but are too pussy to say it to their faces, bit of an L. Sit on WarZone chatting about girls calling them clapped because they 'don't like them', when they are fans enough to talk about them. Usually think they are pulling girls by violating them when the girls slag them off to the gc. They also have roadman names and make their voices extra deep but they haven't gone through puberty and their balls are even higher than they voices.
Nah them boys on houseparty last night were wetwipes.
Wetwipes by susannatherat June 4, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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