A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
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Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
by Nuckpang February 17, 2008
A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 23, 2008
Wet Towel
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.
OR
The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"
Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."
Example 2
Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
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