west linner

Someone from a yuppie-filled city outside of portland, or called West Linn.

typical west linner:
-drives a hummer, bmw, vovlo, escalade or any car that uses the most gas possible with a "bush '04" sticker on the rear windshield.
-wears: abercrombie, tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren, or at it's worst, ll bean.
-has no sense of style at all.
-is rich, christian, white, and somehow thinks they are better because of this.
-is obsessed with stupid, catchy, repetative rap or hip hop songs on Z100 or stations of the like.
-acts gangsta but cringes at the sight of black people
-hangs out in the safeway parking lot for fun
-insist on posting pictures of themselves wearing aviators while making a stupid peace sign on myspace
-may own over 15 juicy sweatshirts and at least one ipod

the police pull over anyone who doesn't fit this stereotype and consistently seize kid's backpacks while they are hanging out at candy basket or starbucks and skating by the fountain

"OMG , gross, your new juicy purse totally makes you look like a west linner!"

"why does he pretend to be so gangsta?"
"he's a west linner."
"oh, I see."

west linner by brookiecookie February 6, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012