west linner

Someone from a yuppie-filled city outside of portland, or called West Linn.

typical west linner:
-drives a hummer, bmw, vovlo, escalade or any car that uses the most gas possible with a "bush '04" sticker on the rear windshield.
-wears: abercrombie, tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren, or at it's worst, ll bean.
-has no sense of style at all.
-is rich, christian, white, and somehow thinks they are better because of this.
-is obsessed with stupid, catchy, repetative rap or hip hop songs on Z100 or stations of the like.
-acts gangsta but cringes at the sight of black people
-hangs out in the safeway parking lot for fun
-insist on posting pictures of themselves wearing aviators while making a stupid peace sign on myspace
-may own over 15 juicy sweatshirts and at least one ipod

the police pull over anyone who doesn't fit this stereotype and consistently seize kid's backpacks while they are hanging out at candy basket or starbucks and skating by the fountain

"OMG , gross, your new juicy purse totally makes you look like a west linner!"

"why does he pretend to be so gangsta?"
"he's a west linner."
"oh, I see."

west linner by brookiecookie February 6, 2008